Day 16 - Tuesday October 17th 2006
Toni and I were able to catch up on some very badly needed sleep this morning and it was closer to lunch time then breakfast before we put in an appearance. Before we left Oz we both had international roaming turned on for our phones so that we would be able to contact each other if we got separated (and of course so that we could send and receive SMS’s from the lovely folk at home). Last night we lent Toni’s phone to the old girl in case either of us awoke early and ventured out and about for a look, the other people would be able to contact them.
The only way we were able to contact the other phone was to ring internationally back to Australia which would then route the call back to America, and thus had a success rate of probably about 5%. Calling people in Oz always worked but we had huge problems trying to contact each other and this morning was no different. Mum was already long gone by the time we arose and after ½ hour of fruitless efforts in trying to call the phone, we figured we would venture out and try again later. We came down the lifts and there she was, sitting at the closest poker machine to the lifts. ‘Figured you would have to walk down here at some stage’, she said.
We signed up for the ‘Players Card’, basically a card that tracks how much you gamble and if you gamble enough they give you stuff, where you got a very nice MGM key ring for joining and then we hit the MGM Grand Buffet for a late breakfast before venturing out onto the strip for some sightseeing. Heading north we went to Aladdin, which we found out when entering has been bought by Planet Hollywood and is in the process of being remodelled and heavily re-constructed from its current ‘Arabian Nights’ theme to a generic Planet Hollywood theme. We were shown models of the new casino and I must say it looked very impressive but we were able to shake off the offers to go to a time-share presentation where they promised we would get a week’s free stay and show tickets if we went. Parts of the casino are already closed and being re-done and new hotel towers are being built. We had to wait for about 5 mins at one stage as we were walking through the casino floor as they lowered decorative metal awnings that they had just cut down.
I managed to get my $5 chip and played a Star Wars poker machine, which although looked impressive was like every other poker machine on the planet in the fact that it just took my money. The girls had a good time playing the Deal or No Deal pokies, with Toni coming out a fraction ahead. We also tried our luck at their free-spin machine. Basically you can have 1 go a day on this machine which has a major prize of $2 million and ranges down to free Aladdin shirts. Between the 3 of us we won diddily squat.
We continued north to Le Paris, which is a beautiful casino with a replica of the Eiffel tower and Arc de Triomphe which although granted I have never been to Paris to see the real things, looked very impressive to me. Inside the place was stunning though its poker machines seemed exceptionally hungry and ate more of my money.
We extracted ourselves from there and headed across the road to the Bellagio. We didn’t go inside but our timing was spot on that we only had to wait about 30 secs for the dancing fountain display. All of the great things I had heard about this understated just how impressive it is. It is a fountain show set to music that goes for a fraction under 5 minutes, but the choreography and just how high the water goes is indescribable. We didn’t manage to get any decent photos of it either.
We ignored the casino and walked past Caesars Palace to get to the Forum shops. Attached and owned by Caesars Palace, this was the first of the mega-ornate high end shopping centres built on the strip. To lure in people, it is fitted out with ornate statues and sculptures, some of which can move and give performances (Every ½ hour). Since then other casinos have tried to one-up Caesars with bigger and more impressive attractions in side, but from all reports and with continuous improvements, the Forum shops are still the best. We started at one end which was far too high end for us, saw a statue performance which was pretty cool and then settled in for lunch at a Mexican restaurant.
I’ve had some criticism of this blog (and in most cases rightfully so) that I have gone into far too much detail about the food we ate, but the food from this place was mind-blowing. We started proceedings by with a yard glass of frozen Margarita and I ordered a chicken burrito, Toni got a fajita salad and the old girl ordered the appetiser pack which gave you a little bit of everything. My burrito would have been in the top 5 things I have ever eaten and everything else bar the Buffallo Wings, which after trying a couple of times I have decided I don’t really care for, was superb.
We took our half finished margarita with us and I found a golf store where I picked up a new set of golf shoes for $50 and Toni found a kids store where I saw a really cute little outfit which I didn’t think was so cute after I saw the $350 price tag. I quickly escorted the girls out of there and had a bit more of a look around before leaving and having a quick look through the casino part of Caesars, which was very classy looking.
By this stage it was late in the afternoon and we headed back to our hotel for a rest. It was pretty cold today, about 16 degrees but the wind was very icy. We stopped in at some souvenir stores where Mum bought a Vegas suitcase that was so hideous that it was cool and we picked up plenty of decks of used casino cards to take home with us.
After a couple of hours rest in the hotel, we headed out once again. We walked across the bridge to New York New York, which looked very impressive from the outside but no where near as impressive (or big) inside. I made a decent donation to the place playing craps and the girls left the poker machine area a little bit lighter.
We meandered across the road to Excalibur, which is themed like a medieval castle and looks surprisingly cool. All the other casinos we had been to today where very up-market, but this was more down to earth with croupiers who seemed much happier and friendly and table limits that were a lot lower. They were aiming at the lower end of the market and encouraged new comers to have a go, what the odds were and what the smarter bets would be, which didn’t apply to me but there were a lot of people playing who were having a good time that hadn’t ever played before. The fact that people weren’t playing for sheep stations also helped the general atmosphere of the place. I had a great time playing craps (though generally winning=great time, no matter how nice the casino looks or the croupiers are). Toni wasn’t so lucky on the slots.
Toni was starving but being still full from our Mexican extravaganza from earlier we just went to a McDonald’s in the casino. They also had a Krispy Crème donut store which Toni decided she better get some dessert from. It was while she was in line there that I realised I didn’t have my wedding ring on. Arrrr Crap.
I am paranoid about losing it as it can be a fraction to big, especially when I am dehydrated from drinking all day and well into the night. I was 90% sure I had left it on the bench after I showered before coming out tonight but lets just say I was in a panic. I informed the others I was heading back to the hotel to check and that they could meet me there. Even though Excalibur is just diagonally across the street from the MGM, it was a solid 20 minute trip by the time I navigated the 2 casinos and reached my room, even with me going at a speed closer to trotting then walking.
Thankfully the ring was still sitting in the bathroom and the crisis was over. Now the interesting bit would be seeing how long it would take the other 2 to reach me.
There sense of direction is appalling at best and seen as both of them need high heels to be able to see over a 5 foot high bench, with their little legs when they walk they make sloths look like the Roadrunner. It took them 30 minutes to reach me, but they were proud to say they only got lost once!!!
After all of the excitement we decided it was time to turn in. Its off to the Grand Canyon tomorrow.



















